Someone just called me a “cute little otter”.
I don’t know if I’m an otter or not.
"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation."
Gay couple arguing outside Wal-Mart (via infinitycove)(Source: dacelio, via themonicabird)
I am bored.
Try saying “straight acting” with a dick in your mouth.
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
I dead. #fatal #fatal2013 (em Teatro da Politecnica)
